Almost Ready

Being a glutton is hard work.  It wears you out.

I've tried to say yes to all second helpings, indulge in whatever desserts are available, have fries with everything.  I'm sick of it.  My clothes are all tight, my gut is protruding and I'm always tired, even when I'm asleep.  I'm ready for this age of overindulgence to end.

Today I was tempted to have a salad but managed to overcome the impulse.  My willpower won't hold out much longer, though.  I'm about to get mean and lean.  Grouchy and fat just doesn't fit me.

I hope you're ready.  I am.