Saturday, April 2, 2011

A Couple Easy Hikes

OK, so I didn't lose over 50 lbs. in the past month by eating bacon and drinking vodka.  It would've been nice and I could have started a new diet fad but it was not to be.  I hope you all had a nice April 1st, though.

I did a couple nice hikes this week.  I'll update them later because I've got some bacon and vodka calling my name.

Friday, April 1, 2011

An Incredible Month Of Hiking and Weight Loss

I had a fantastic month of weight loss in March due to the combination of long, difficult hikes and a diet that consisted primarily of bacon.  I've discovered that eating six meals a day—about two pounds of bacon per day—and drinking two ounces of vodka during each meal is the secret  to quick and lasting weight loss.  Hiking up to 40 miles a day also burns the over 4800 calories I've been consuming.  I can only hope that April goes as well.  I've never felt better.

When I'm done with this I just may write a book about it.