I had a fantastic month of weight loss in March due to the combination of long, difficult hikes and a diet that consisted primarily of bacon. I've discovered that eating six meals a day—about two pounds of bacon per day—and drinking two ounces of vodka during each meal is the secret to quick and lasting weight loss. Hiking up to 40 miles a day also burns the over 4800 calories I've been consuming. I can only hope that April goes as well. I've never felt better.
When I'm done with this I just may write a book about it.
When I'm done with this I just may write a book about it.
