A Couple Easy Hikes

OK, so I didn't lose over 50 lbs. in the past month by eating bacon and drinking vodka.  It would've been nice and I could have started a new diet fad but it was not to be.  I hope you all had a nice April 1st, though.

I did a couple nice hikes this week.  I'll update them later because I've got some bacon and vodka calling my name.

An Incredible Month Of Hiking and Weight Loss

I had a fantastic month of weight loss in March due to the combination of long, difficult hikes and a diet that consisted primarily of bacon.  I've discovered that eating six meals a day—about two pounds of bacon per day—and drinking two ounces of vodka during each meal is the secret  to quick and lasting weight loss.  Hiking up to 40 miles a day also burns the over 4800 calories I've been consuming.  I can only hope that April goes as well.  I've never felt better.

When I'm done with this I just may write a book about it.